Jokes in english

Jokes in english

Mental Venkat

Venkat went  to a bank to open a S.B.  A/C.

After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up.

You know why?

Form said: 'Fill Up In Capital.'

   

Venkat standing below a tube light with open mouth.

Why?

Because his doctor advised him: 'Today's dinner should be light !'

On romantic date Venkat  gf asks him:

'Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?'

He said: 'Sure ! What's your phone no.?'

Venkat found the answer to the most difficult question ever.

What will come first, chicken or egg?

what ever u order first will come first.

Teacher told all students to write an essay on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except Venkat

He wrote:'Due To Rain, No Match!'

What does Venkat  do after taking a Xerox?

He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

 Venkat& wife buy coffee in a shop.

Venkat: Drink quickly before it gets cold.

Wife: Why?

Venkat: Hot coffee $5 and cold coffee $10.

What happens when  Venkat  wife delivers twins????

He does not sleep whole night, thinking who is the father of second child.

Manager asked Venkat  at an interview.

Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

Venkat replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

After returning back from a foreign trip, Venkat  asked his wife,

Do I look like a foreigner?

Wife: No! Why?

Venkat: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi

 Venkat writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.

Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire

and how will you escape?

Venkat: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

Venkat: My mobile bill how much?

Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status

Venkat: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!

Venkat: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"

Venkat : "All are born on government holidays...!!!

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?

Venkat : Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE

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