Monday, 29 August 2016

Quite interesting

Quite interesting ....


Never thought
Money is defined with different names!!!

In temple or church, it's Donation.

In school, it's Fees.

In marriage, it's  Dowry.

In divorce, it's Alimony.

You owe someone, it's Debt.

You pay the government, it's Tax.

In court, it's Fine.

For retired civil servants, it's Pension.

From employer to workers, it's Salary.

From Master to subordinates, it's Wages.

Given to children, it's Allowance.

You borrow from bank, it's Loan.

You offer after a good service, it's Tips.

To kidnappers, it's Ransom.

Illegally received in the name of service, it's Bribe.

Finally the question is, "when a husband gives money to his wife,what do we call it???

ANSWER:
Money given to your wife is called DUTY, and every man has to do his duty
because wives are not DUTY FREE...


Nice line from Ratan Tata's Lecture

Nice line from Ratan Tata's Lecture-


If u want to Walk Fast,
Walk Alone..!
But
if u want to Walk Far,
Walk Together..!!


Six Best Doctors in the World-
          1.Sunlight
              2.Rest
          3.Exercise
             4.Diet
   5.Self Confidence
                   &
          6.Friends
Maintain them in all stages of Life and enjoy healthy life


If   you   see   the   moon ..... You   see    the    beauty    of    God .....   If    you   see    the   Sun ..... You   see    the    power   of    God .....   And ....    If   you   see   the   Mirror ..... You   see     the    best    Creation of   GOD .... So    Believe   in     YOURSELF..... :) :) :).


We all are tourists & God is our travel agent who
already fixed all our Routes Reservations & Destinations So
Trust him & Enjoy the "Trip" called LIFE...


send to all people who are important to you...๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š
I just did.

Saturday, 27 August 2016

What is the difference between your mother and wife???

What is the difference between your mother and wife???


They both LOVE us
Both SACRIFICE for us
Both make us EAT more than we require
Both make our house into HOME.
Both PRAY for us
Both are ALWAYS there for us
Both LIVE for us
then why do..

We post/say  funny jokes about wife and laugh
and always post respectable quote for mother...

The only difference I can see is

One brings you into the world...
and other makes YOU her world..

But men always take their wives for granted and often ignore them  in important talks ,matters , decisions,plannings etc .because they think that they are inefficient to handle them....Dear men it's true that your mother sacrifices to make you become a leader but a wife sacrifices to maintain your leadership.....your mother gets your affection and care throughout her life  but a wife gets your full attention only when she is near the end of her life......waiting to get your certification of her soulmate........please give her importance in early age of her life so that she  can feel that she is not only the princess of her father but also the Queen of her husband.....

How to write 4 in between a 5?

Mathematician:  How to write  4 in between a 5?


China: Is this a Joke?

Japan: Impossible!

America: The question's wrong!!

UK: Rubbish !!
 
India:  F(IV)E
This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts...
anything to do with optimising your brain!!

British: Can u Swim?
Indian: No
British:  Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims.
Indian: Can u Swim?
British: Yes!
Indian: Then What's the Difference between u & Dog…
British Shocked,Faints!!
Indian Rocks! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜œ


European : Y do U indians come in all colors, look at us,we R all white..?
Abdul Kalam: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys R all the same..!!!
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜☺๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„

Send to all Indians all over the globe!

Magic
๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช
Missing Indian flag in this?
Don't worry send this message to only 2 groups u will shock to see all these flags will become Indian flags
Created by:
engineering students

Charlie Chaplin

 Today is Charlie Chaplin's 125th birthday - 

a good day to recollect his 3 heart-touching statements:-


(1) Nothing is permanent in this world, not even our troubles.

(2) I like walking in the rain, because nobody can see my tears.

(3) The most wasted day in life is the day in which we have not laughed.


LIFE is to enjoy with whatever you have with you, keep smiling

If you feel STRESSED,
Give yourself
A Break.

Enjoy Some..
Icecream/ Choclates/ Candy/ Cake

Why?
B'Coz

STRESSED backwards spelling
is
DESSERTS ...enjoy

Alphabetic advice for you:


A B C
Avoid Boring Company..

D E F
Don't Entertain Fools..

G H I
Go for High Ideas .


J K L M
Just Keep a friend like ME..

N O P
Never Overlook the Poor n suffering..


Q R S
Quit Reacting to Silly tales..


T U V
Tune Urself for ur Victory..


W X Y Z
We Xpect You to Zoom ahead in life

Very ....beautiful lines pls store it.


ONE Good FRIEND is equal to ONE  Good Medicine. . .

Likewise ONE Good Group is equal to ONE Full medical store...


Six Best Doctors in the World-
1.Sunlight 2.Rest
3.Exercise
4.Diet

5.Self Confidence &
6.Friends

Maintain them in all stages of Life and enjoy healthy life

If   you   see   the   moon .....
You   see    the    beauty    of    God ..... 

If    you   see    the   Sun .....
 You   see    the    power   of    God ..... 
And .... 

If   you   see   the   Mirror.
You   see     the    best    Creation of   GOD .

So  
Believe   in    YOURSELF.
We all are tourists & God is our travel agent who  has already fixed all our Routes Reservations & Destinations
So!

Trust him & Enjoy the "Trip" called LIFE...


Our aim in life should be
9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0

๐Ÿ”น9-glass drinking water.
๐Ÿ”น8-hrs sound sleep.

๐Ÿ”น7-wonders tour with family.

๐Ÿ”น6-days work a week.

๐Ÿ”น5-digit income

๐Ÿ”น4-wheeler.

๐Ÿ”น3-bedroom flat or house

๐Ÿ”น2-cute children.

๐Ÿ”น1-sweetheart.

๐Ÿ”น0-tension!

One Life will never come Again. .. .
Live Today. . .


Wednesday, 17 August 2016

Friend

A for------------------any friend

B for------------------best friend
C for------------------ close friend
D for------------------dear friend
E for------------------ ever friend
F for-------------------family friend
G for ------------------good friend
H for ------------------helping friend
I for--------------------innocent friend
J for -------------------jovial friend
K for-------------------kind friend
L for--------------------lovely friend
M for-------------------merry friend
N for-------------------naughty friend
O for ------------------open friend
P for -------------------personal friend
Q for-------------------quiet friend
S for--------------------special friend
T for--------------------truth friend
U for-------------------understand friend
V for ------------------valuable friend
W for------------------wonderful friend
X for------------------xelent friend
Y for-------------------youth friend
Z for-------------------zgeal friend
Advanced Happy Friendship Day.........

A TEST TO BE FOLLOWED BY ALL :

A TEST TO BE FOLLOWED BY ALL :


Beautiful story.....

  One day a person met the great Chanakya,and said, "Do you know what I just heard about your friend?"

"*Hold on a minute*," Chanakya replied.

"Before telling me anything I'd like you to pass a little test.

It's called the ,*Triple Filter Test*.'

"Triple filter?"

"That's right," Chanakya continued.

"Before you talk to me about my friend, it might be a good idea to take a moment and filter what you're going to say. That's why I call it the triple filter test.

The first filter is Truth.

Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?"

"No," the man said, "actually I just heard about it and..."

"All right," said Chanakya. "So you don't know if it's true or not.

Now let's try the second filter, the filter of Goodness.

Is what you are about to tell me about my friend something good?

"No, on the contrary..."

"So," Chankaya continued, "you want to tell me something bad about him, but you're not certain it's true.

You may still pass the test though, because there's one filter left, the filter of Usefulness.

Is what you want to tell me about my friend going to be useful to me?"

"No, not really."

"Well," concluded chankaya, "if what you want to tell me is neither true nor good nor even useful,why tell it to me at all?"
__________
Use this triple filter each time you hear *loose talk*about any of your near and dear ones.
Something really useful to stay on friendships so long

It is worth applying in everyone's life.

Friendship day

Friendship

Tomatoes


๐Ÿ…A teacher asked her students to bring some tomatoes in a plastic bag to school.

๐Ÿ…Each tomato was to be given the name of a person whom that child hates.

๐Ÿ…So, the number of tomatoes would be equal to the number of persons they hate.

๐Ÿ…On a pre-determined day,
All the children brought their tomatoes well addressed.

๐Ÿ…Some had two, some had three and some had five, some even had 20 tomatoes in accordance with the number of people they hated.

๐Ÿ…The teacher then told them they had to carry the tomatoes with them everywhere they go for two weeks.

๐Ÿ…As the days passed the children started to complain about the decay and smell of the tomatoes.

๐Ÿ…The students who had many tomatoes complained it was very heavy to carry and the smell was too much.

๐Ÿ…After a week, the teacher asked the students “How did you feel this week?”

๐Ÿ…The children complained of the awful smell and heavy weight of the tomatoes, especially those who carried several tomatoes.

๐Ÿ…The teacher said, “This is very similar to what you carry in your heart when you don’t like some people.

๐Ÿ…Hatred makes the heart unhealthy and you carry that hatred everywhere.

๐Ÿ…If you can’t bear the smell of spoilt tomatoes for a week, imagine the impact of bitterness on your heart as you carry it daily.”

๐Ÿ…The heart is a beautiful garden that needs regular cleaning of unwanted weeds.

๐Ÿ…Forgive those who have angered you.

๐Ÿ…This makes room for storing good things.

๐Ÿ…Get Better, Not Bitter!!!
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY